Chords: 
Tom Green - Vagina Song

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dm      G        dm
Some of them are hairy
dm      F        A
Some of them are bald
dm       F       gm
Some are kind of scary
    B        gm           A
And this ist what they're called:

dm
Vagina
dm
Vagina
     B
They call 
     A
That thing 
  dm
Vagina.

F       C       F
Some belong to virgins
        F      C         dm
They're really tight and strong
    F      C        F         B
But big or small, I love them all
       gm            A
That's why I sing my song.

dm
Vagina
dm
Vagina
     B
They call 
     A
That thing 
  dm
Vagina.

d#m
(Vagina)

em      A        em
Some of them are smelly
     em        G        H
Like clams and fish and such
em         G      am
Some smell like a summer's eve
     C            am          H
'cos they've been douched too much

em
Vagina
em
Vagina
     C
They call 
     H
that thing
  em
Vagina.

(Bass)
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    Nothing could be finer than to be in a Vagina in the Moooooonlight

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Chords by Benjamin Molitor.
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